Friday, December 09, 2005

Alamaramalamadingdong arrested

As I write this, I have my hands and feet fettered with irons to stop me jumping for joy, too much. Alamieyeseigha aka Tina has been impeached and arrested. Who says the wheels of justice grind slowly? Let's see him escape Nigeria's jails dressed as a Benedictine monk with three breasts like in Total Recall. If he tries to use my recommended escape method, they won't get scientists to subject him to tests wondering what a human anomaly he/she/it is, but they'll probably burn him with tyres for being a witch. Jungle justice? You bet.

2 comments:

sokari said...

Good stuff!

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

DSP Alamieyeseigha is actually a buddy of Nollywood and bankrolled one of their biggest movie awards of 2005 where the popular American actor Danny Glover was one of his special guests of honour in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

So, since he is one of the godfathers of Nollywood, the Nigerian movie producers and directors will not be able mock him in video or film. In fact, I suspect that they were the ones who taught him the Art of make-up and disguise that he used in dressing up as a woman and succeeded in fooling the British Police and Secret Service and escaped back to Yenagoa. That was classic Nigeria home video script.

FADE.