Can you tell I'm enjoying this? There'll be a prize for anyone who can guess what it is. Just as family members of Kelloggs cereal employees are not allowed to enter prize draws for fluffy Snap, Crackle, and Pop dolls, close associates of mine are barred from answering. And don't you dare give any of the commenters a clue, I possess a few books on medieval torture techniques. What's the prize? I haven't thought of any because I'm so sure nobody will guess. All will be revealed tomorrow.
ps. Who is the President of?